La Liga's "Clasico"

A few months ago I wrote (using some thoughts from a Mexican football analyst) this note when Barça teared apart real madrid 5-0. 

Why is this Barcelona de best team ever:

1- Guardiola's Barcelona won six cups in 12 months, won the league with 99 points, almost by themselves (and with all  goals scored by barcelona players) made Spain win the World Cup. Defeated madrid five consecutive times. Today they wrote a new chapter of the Football Bible with a 5-0 dedicated to all those amnesic ppl who soon forgot the 2-6 at the Bernabeu with Messi even scoring a marvellous goal against who's considered "the best keeper". You can doubt about God or Religion, but not Pep. Compare Pele and Maradona, but do not dare to compare Messi with the shitty showman who Cristiano Ronaldo is, who by the way seems to be somewhere else when it comes to winning decisive games. The law of gravity is relatively, but not the game that Barcelona displays. Deny that the Earth is round, but dont dare to say that Barca is overrated. If given the evidence, you dont believe this is the best team ever to step on a football pitch, then tell me what the hell it is. 

2-Regardless of my lack of affinity for the Fiesta Brava (bullfighting), now is when I understand why bullfights are banned in Catalunya. What do you need matadores (bullfighters) for, when you have the FC Barcelona? Who can do it better than Xavi, Iniesta and Messi, Pedrito, etc? Why go to the Plaza de Toros (bullring) if the Nou Camp is, more or less the same. Besides  there is no harm to any animal (well except to the ego of animals like Mou or CRonaldo bahaha) Olé, Olé, Olé, Olé, Olé! and more Olé!

3-Never were the actors of this show more successful in previous statements, Cristiano said, "Let's see if they score eight on us." (Oops ... they were short only by three. For once you were right cr7) Guardiola said: "At least this time we will not win 5-0 before playing." (He forgot to add that they would, but now after playing). The only wrong statement was made by Xavi when he said "Mourinho will not make history." (And this so wrong cuz Mou is now part of the "derby" history by being one of the few coaches that lost by five goals to nil).

4-To celebrate its 111st birthday, Barcelona played with eight "canteranos" ( homegrown players), plus two that came into the game later on. Madrid, however sent 10 of its "money can buy players but not cups" players to  the battlefield. On the losing team the beating hurt everyone, but only Iker could hurt to the core of his bones, since he really feels for his club. 

5- Antonio Margarito and Brock Lesnar can rest peacefully knowing that the beatings they took from Pacman Pacquiao and  Cain Velasquez respectively,  aren't even close to the one Barcelona gave real madrid, at least Margarito threw a couple of punches and Lesnar talked less trash than mou n cristiano, real just bended over n took it like any skinny white ass kid would when arriving to any US Jail plus didnt say a word bahahahahaha!



                                                                Sincerely.
Pepe Suarez, a lover of the most beautiful sport, FOOTBALL!


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Yes, high 5 to all the real fans.